Ah, the Monday after Halloween. Every year it’s the same. The fun’s been had and all we have left are the memories of slutty vampires (like Demi Lovato, seen above) and, as is the case this year, even sluttier Tiger Kings, to break up the monotony of a long, dark fall. This year especially, there is literally nothing going on between now and Thanksgiving to distract us. NOT ONE THING! So let’s relive the excitement of the weekend before the mundanity of tomorrow saps us of every chilling thrill and thrilling chill the season has to offer. Because, like I said, it’s gonna be nothing but luke-warm Pumpkin Spice lattes for excitement for the foreseeable future. So here’s a roundup of what some of the notable Halloween costumes of 2020. Let’s look over there, shall we?
With no parties to attend (unless you’re a rich asshole), Halloween could have been a real drag this year. And in some cases it was! For example, is that Nicki Minaj I see? Always a frightening prospect, but this time it’s actually once and former Barb, Lil Nas X, paying homage with a look from Niki’s Super Bass video.
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Now, if Nicki had dressed up as Lil Nas X in return, I’d really be impressed. But she didn’t, so I’m not. However, the woman who once generously tried to donate a shoe to Nicki’s face, Cardi B., went all out with two looks, Medusa and Marvel’s Scarlet Witch.
Baby Kulture also got in on the Superhero action as the Lil’est Wonder Woman.
Speaking of Lil’ babies, here’s the Lil’est Zombie, Reminisce MacKenzie courtesy of Remy Ma and Papoose.
Personally, I love a mean-muggin’ baby dressed up like a ghoul, but I also have a soft spot for sentimental malarkey as delivered here by Hamilton’s Leslie Odom Jr. and his family dressed up as penguins and the sweetest Mary Poppins that ever did pop.
Something weird happened to my face looking at those pics. The muscles at the sides of my face contracted upwards to give a Joker-esque quality to my mouth. I don’t know how to describe it exactly, I think it’s called a “smile?” It was weird, I’ll have to look that up on WebMD later. It’s probably cancer. Anyway, all these adorable kids are going to need a minder and I know just who to call. You know her as THE GREATEST SINGER IN DA WORLD, but she’s Also DA GREATEST NANNY IN DA WORLD! Here’s Celine Dion as Nanny McPhee.
And in case the kids don’t like her for some reason, January Jones obviously isn’t doing anything, and it looks like her floors could use a little scrubbing.
Judging from her usual quarantine shenanigans, I’m pretty sure January had everything she needed for these sheHANNIGANS just laying around. Also working with what she’s got, Demi Lovato (also seen above) pulled this look together all by herself.
I know it looks like she already did it for him, but eat your heart out Max Ehrich! Here’s a few more highlights from Halloween 2020 including Jenna Rink, who played 13-year-old Jennifer Garner in 13 Going on 30, playing Jennifer Garner in 13 Going on 30 and Jennifer Garner playing Jennifer Garner in 48 Going on 80 Going on 40 but it’s an #AD. Like I told you before, Look! Over! There!
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